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mama mia thats a spicie meatball







lion:

me

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

ladygolem:

punwitch:

bunbijou:

"#it’s sad that op does not know that wE ARE ASSIGNED GENDER AT BIRTH TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE PROPER NUTRITION FOR A NEWBORN BOY OR GIRL"

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I know omg I know omggggggggggggggggggggggGGGgggGGggGggGggg

newborn boys are fed honey produced by workers, newborn girls are fed royal jelly to transform them into egg-laying queens, in order to start new colonies

sneakyfeets:

who the fuck okay’d this movie
who the fuck said yes this looks like a great kids movie why not slap it with a PG sticker and call it a day fuck you this movie was fucking terrifying this movie scarred me to my core who thought giant mosquitos flying around killing people was okay who thought being welded into the floor as giant spiders skitter towards your head was okay for little kids to see I still can’t walk past fake animatronic animals without squeezing my girlfriend’s hand to a pulp fuck this movie fuck whoever okay’d this movie

sneakyfeets:

who the fuck okay’d this movie

who the fuck said yes this looks like a great kids movie why not slap it with a PG sticker and call it a day fuck you this movie was fucking terrifying this movie scarred me to my core who thought giant mosquitos flying around killing people was okay who thought being welded into the floor as giant spiders skitter towards your head was okay for little kids to see I still can’t walk past fake animatronic animals without squeezing my girlfriend’s hand to a pulp fuck this movie fuck whoever okay’d this movie